Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My cat gives me a boner
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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