Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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