How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
My hand turned me down
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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