I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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