the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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