why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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