Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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