Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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