why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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