Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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