why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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