Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
tell me about the fingering
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