I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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