...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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