Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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