I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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