It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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