I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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