everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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