New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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