my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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