I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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