Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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