I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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