its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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