S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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