i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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