so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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