when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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