i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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