Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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