why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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