My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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