Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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