Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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