i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
