i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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