We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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