I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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