oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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