I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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