Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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