Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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