I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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