hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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