i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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