her vagine was all disorganized.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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