he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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