her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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