You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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